Childless couple told to try sex.

[Circlebreaker]

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The full article here: Ananova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife)

:rolleyes:

[Tavo]

:eek2: The guy didn't even see p0rn when he was a kid!?

[Mara]

It's kind of hard to believe, in this day and age. I mean daytime tv is almost graphic about sex.

[NotSoFast]

I bet they can't walk the next morning after the sex-ed classes. :brows:

I guess they just thought that when you get married, the woman just automatically becomes pregnant from wearing a ring on her finger?

[Terry Penrod]

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Unbelievable naivete' huh?

Cheers, Terry

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[Ojnod]

Was this on the onion or something :p

[Terry Penrod]

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Was this on the onion or something :p


Nope, the web site linked above appears to be a legitmate news portal.

Cheers, Terry

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[Torsion]

I dont believe it! I never considered that some people actually never learned about intercourse.

[Kalbrecht]

Wait. You want me to put my WHAT in her WHERE???

*faints*

[Terry Penrod]

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Wait. You want me to put my WHAT in her WHERE???

*faints*


Yeah riiiiiiiight...

and next I suppose you're gonna tell me that in nine months, some little Lims will crawl outta there too.

Cheers, Terry

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[Kalbrecht]

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Yeah riiiiiiiight...

and next I suppose you're gonna tell me that in nine months, some little Lims will crawl outta there too.

Cheers, Terry

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Aw, now that's just going too far. That's just unreasonable. I mean, how does a baby AND a stork fit in her belly?

And what's this about me having to 'stand tall'?

[Terry Penrod]

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No no no.

The stork carries the little baby to the mommy's tummy and then it has to sleep in there for a while before it's ready to come out and wake-up.

And I have no idea what this "standing tall" thing means.

Maybe it has something to do with how new daddies are always so proud of their baby son or daughter. So perhaps they tend to stand-up taller when they strut around handing out cigars to all their buddies?

Cheers, Terry

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[Kalbrecht]

No, I was told that I have to stand upright to help the mommy ready for the baby.

And thanks for explaining the stork thing. I was getting SO confused for a moment. I mean, it's confusing enough the whole taking off the clothes bit, but adding this as well? PHEW!

[Terry Penrod]

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Or maybe it has something to do with that grinning Bob guy in those odd TV commercials for some sort of "male enhancing" drug. Now, I don't even pretend to know what the heck they're talking about but it sounds like it might be the same thing. It could even involve improving your golf game and making you more popular at the office and at parties from what I can gather. Pretty strange though isn't it?

Cheers, Terry

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[Eddie Ismail]

yep that commercial is messed up, but this piece of new is legit, I read it in the miami herald. pretty weird, eh.

[Kalbrecht]

Wow. So I can take a pill to make me a bigger better man at golf!

That's great! I've been having trouble swinging my wood shots lately.

But how does being a better man at getting a hole-in-one help with the babies?

Maybe people from the office can help, is that what it's saying?

[Ojnod]

"The host with the most!"
http://images.usatoday.com/news/healthscience/health/_photos/2002-04-18-inside-enzyte.jpg

[DanTheManPR]

:3lol: those commercials are great.

[Cougar]

im embarassed! :blush: