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Terry Penrod
May 6th, 2004, 09:02 pm
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WOOHOO!!! I'M RICH!!!

Just recieved the following "urgent personal communication" a few minutes ago via e-mail and wanted to share it with all of you.

I... I... just feel so... lucky.

Cheers, Terry

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KHEMA CHAMBERS & PARTNERS
FROM THE DESK OF LAWYER ALBERT AKUBIA.
PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: -lawyeralbert@hotmail.com

Dear Penrod,

I am Lawyer Albert Akubia, a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney
to Mr. Pitt Penrod, a national of your country, who usedto work with Chevron
Oil Producing Company in Nigeria. Here in After shall be referred to as
my client. On the 21st of April2002, my client, his wife and their only
daughter were involved ina car accident along Lagos Ibadan Expressway.

All occupantsof the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I
have made several inquiries to your embassy here to Locate any of my client's
extended relatives, this has also Proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track hisLast name
over the Internet, to locate any member of his familyHence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the fund valued at US$13
million Left behind by my Client before it gets Confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Finance Firm where these huge amounts were deposited.
The said Finance company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin
or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official Working
days.

For the fact that I have been unsuccessful in locating the Relatives for
over 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you As the next kin to the
deceased, since you have the same last name With my client, so that the
proceeds of this account can be paid to You.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, I shall officially Present
you to the Finance Company as the next of kin to the inheritance So that
they will being the processing of your fund transfer.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see This
transactions through. I guarantee that this will be executed Under legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach Of the law.

Please reply me as soon as possible for us to start this Transactions into
your account. This is my private email address(Lawyeralbert@hotmail.com)

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Best regards
LAWYER ALBERT AKUBIA
KHEMA CHAMBERS AND PARTNERS

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Ravanor
May 6th, 2004, 09:12 pm
$13 million dollars. Why you could buy billions of spammers to create a spamming empire for that much.

Rafal Dudek
May 6th, 2004, 09:35 pm
lol they could of at least been more creative like not using a hotmail.com email address =P

Gaim Mastr
May 7th, 2004, 12:08 am
So YOU'RE the long lost relative of Pitt Penrod ?! :eek:

You're like sooooooooooo lucky d00d !!

Let us know how you spend your $13 mil.

If you're lucky you won't have to pay that $12,000 up front fee that I had to when one of my long lost relatives died in that very same country. Though I still haven't gotten my $13 mil. Probably just international red tape. I'm sure I'll get that check in the mail any day now.

:hit:

Terry Penrod
May 7th, 2004, 12:31 am
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Hey Gaim, if my $13,000,000 tax-free check arrives first, I'll be glad to front you some cash - without interest... you know, until you get your money.

In the meantime, I'm borrowing very heavily to pay for a whole bunch of really stupid, expensive crap that I do not need and don't really want. But what the heck, I'm RICH and I can easily afford it now.

Cheers, Terry

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Gaim Mastr
May 7th, 2004, 09:02 am
:lol:

DejaFu
May 7th, 2004, 09:22 pm
i never get those i feel so unlucky

Terry Penrod
May 8th, 2004, 05:31 pm
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That's because they simply don't believe your name is really DejaFu.

Cheers, Terry

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