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RHooks
April 28th, 2004, 10:49 am
A little hump day humor.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

:joker:
Mara
April 28th, 2004, 01:31 pm
Very true! :yes:
Gotanypop
April 28th, 2004, 03:39 pm
With mine it is safest to say "here, have my credit card" :):
Les Whinan
April 28th, 2004, 05:27 pm
:lol2: :whip:
Chylde Roland
April 28th, 2004, 05:39 pm
:lol:

Hey Les, good to see you!
Terry Penrod
April 28th, 2004, 07:06 pm
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Well, after an all nighter like the one we had at Bridie O'Chai's last night, it's more like...

"Hi honey you look absolutely beautiful today. These roses pale in comparison. Oh by the way, I picked-up these Godiva chocolates for you on the way home from, uh... working all night and was wondering if you'd like to go shopping for designer shoes this afternoon before your appointment at the spa and our romantic, candlelit dinner at Pierre's this evening - you know, for no particluar reason except that I love you dearly and want to make you happy. Here take my platinum card."

Cheers, Terry

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Mara
April 28th, 2004, 07:12 pm
:lol: That would be about right!
Captain
April 28th, 2004, 10:02 pm
:lol: :lol:
RangerRick
April 28th, 2004, 11:45 pm
:lol2: :lol2:
Circlebreaker
April 29th, 2004, 03:39 am
:lol: :lol:
Gaim Mastr
April 29th, 2004, 09:39 am
That's why renting love is soooooo much cheaper !! :face10:
Eddie Ismail
April 29th, 2004, 03:00 pm
lol. Gaim is soooo right, but I'm a sucker for romance, so RH's recomendation are appreciated