Do you know?

[RangerRick]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on the "Start" button?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Mara]

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

We don't do that, do we???

[Terry Penrod]

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We don't do that, do we???

All the women I've known intimately do. They sure have a lot of shoes too...

Cheers, Terry

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[Captain]

Why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway
Why we call it a pair of underwear

[Gotanypop]

Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?

[Ojnod]

Who decided that people with a certain speech impedimate have a "lisp".?

[Shardos]

who ever said humpty dumpty was an egg?

[CaptKicass]

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country. :eek:

[Bruenor]

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country. :eek:

heh Is it just me, or did that make sense in a twisted way?

[Captain]

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country. :eek:
Only problem: we usually don't know when they are entering :): but otherwise it sounds like a magnificent plan :yes: :lol: