MarkN
August 15th, 2004, 11:01 pm
Lust Soul - An amorous flying head that just wants to make sweeeeet love to you...but of course due to lacking a body and limbs is unable to do so. Usually found wherever Slinkies are.
Wal-Mart Zombies - Half-dead late night customers who walk around looking for bargain bin prices on the worst possible kind of crap and who'll attack you on sight for fear that you're gonna take the very last white trash item that they want very badly and are willing to kill for.
Water-Zombie - Klutzy, constantly smacking into high voltage machinery and fuseboxes, morphing into water form and shorting them out, causing lights to go out in certain areas (actually, they're still in the game, albeit invisible and never mentioned, so now you know the real reason why that happens!).
Wimps - Extremely large, powerful, deadly monstrosities who could kill you in less time that it'd take you to blink--if they weren't so damn afraid of their own shadows, let alone you, screaming at high pitches like a frightened little girl at first sight of you and will go cower in a corner or door where there wasn't one before just seconds ago.
Slinky - Very effiminate demon in slutty outfit, and also very amorous. Often surrounded by at least a few lonely Lust Souls.
Maggie - The youngest Simpsons child really isn't as innocent and unassuming as she seems on TV. Rejected for copyright infringement.
Trikes - Blood red sentient Radio Flyer-type tricycles that come after you in waves of no less than six at a time, hoping to knock you down and run you over.
Tick - Horrific looking giant blue demonic humanoids with blank eyes and wavering antennae on their foreheads. Their strength is inversely proportionate to their lack of intelligence. Also rejected for copyright infringement.
Wraiths of Khan - Demons looking like Ricardo Montalban's Star Trek character, taunting your character in a long, drawn out, overly dramatic breathy voice.
Reverends - Demonic pastors, preachers and ministers who throw bibles, crosses and religious verses and platitudes at you in hopes of either converting you to their belief system or condemning you if they fail. Very dangerous if not handled properly and immediately.
Hellbarons - Originally various demons looking suspiciously like Donald Trump, Rupert Murdock, Bill Gates and oil company execs.
Golden Arches-ville - Demon with fiery blood red hair, clad in baggy yellow outfit with white-and-red striped sleeves, who tries to gorge you to death on extremely fattening burgers, french fries and milkshakes that all have no redeeming health benefits whatsoever.
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What are some others that you know of? :cheesygrin:
Wal-Mart Zombies - Half-dead late night customers who walk around looking for bargain bin prices on the worst possible kind of crap and who'll attack you on sight for fear that you're gonna take the very last white trash item that they want very badly and are willing to kill for.
Water-Zombie - Klutzy, constantly smacking into high voltage machinery and fuseboxes, morphing into water form and shorting them out, causing lights to go out in certain areas (actually, they're still in the game, albeit invisible and never mentioned, so now you know the real reason why that happens!).
Wimps - Extremely large, powerful, deadly monstrosities who could kill you in less time that it'd take you to blink--if they weren't so damn afraid of their own shadows, let alone you, screaming at high pitches like a frightened little girl at first sight of you and will go cower in a corner or door where there wasn't one before just seconds ago.
Slinky - Very effiminate demon in slutty outfit, and also very amorous. Often surrounded by at least a few lonely Lust Souls.
Maggie - The youngest Simpsons child really isn't as innocent and unassuming as she seems on TV. Rejected for copyright infringement.
Trikes - Blood red sentient Radio Flyer-type tricycles that come after you in waves of no less than six at a time, hoping to knock you down and run you over.
Tick - Horrific looking giant blue demonic humanoids with blank eyes and wavering antennae on their foreheads. Their strength is inversely proportionate to their lack of intelligence. Also rejected for copyright infringement.
Wraiths of Khan - Demons looking like Ricardo Montalban's Star Trek character, taunting your character in a long, drawn out, overly dramatic breathy voice.
Reverends - Demonic pastors, preachers and ministers who throw bibles, crosses and religious verses and platitudes at you in hopes of either converting you to their belief system or condemning you if they fail. Very dangerous if not handled properly and immediately.
Hellbarons - Originally various demons looking suspiciously like Donald Trump, Rupert Murdock, Bill Gates and oil company execs.
Golden Arches-ville - Demon with fiery blood red hair, clad in baggy yellow outfit with white-and-red striped sleeves, who tries to gorge you to death on extremely fattening burgers, french fries and milkshakes that all have no redeeming health benefits whatsoever.
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What are some others that you know of? :cheesygrin: