Chylde Roland
June 19th, 2004, 05:21 am
Mike has had enough of living in the city and living in the rat race. Fortunately for our hero, he's made some good investments. He decides to cash out and move to the country to live a more quiet and peaceful life.
He moves to an area in the Ozarks that is very sparsely populated, with his cloesest neighbor being about five miles distant. He's settled in nicely and is enjoying his new life, when one day he gets a knock at the door, which surprises him immensely. It's his closest neighbor.
The neighbor introduces himself as Billy, and tells Mike that he's planning a party for the weekend, and would like him to come out.
"I have to warn you though... there's going to be some heavy drinking at the party," says Billy. "Are you ok with that?"
"Sure," Mike says. "No problem."
"How about dancing," Billy asks. "There's usually some dancing at my parties."
Again, Mike says this will be fine with him.
Billy then says it's pretty likely a fight could break out. "Can you hold your own in a fight?"
A little unsure, but still willing to socialize, Mike says, "Yeah, I can handle myself if need be, though I try to avoid fighting."
"That's good," Billy says. "How about sex? There's probably going to be some sex going on, too."
This brightens Mike's spirits a bit. "Oh yeah, I could definitely handle a bit of that kind of action!"
"That's good, because it pretty much always happens at my parties," Billy says.
So Mike thinks he should be prepared for this eventuality. "Well, what kind of party is it," he asks. "How should I dress?"
Billy says, "Aw, it doesn't really matter, you can dress how like. It's just going to be you and me, anyway."
He moves to an area in the Ozarks that is very sparsely populated, with his cloesest neighbor being about five miles distant. He's settled in nicely and is enjoying his new life, when one day he gets a knock at the door, which surprises him immensely. It's his closest neighbor.
The neighbor introduces himself as Billy, and tells Mike that he's planning a party for the weekend, and would like him to come out.
"I have to warn you though... there's going to be some heavy drinking at the party," says Billy. "Are you ok with that?"
"Sure," Mike says. "No problem."
"How about dancing," Billy asks. "There's usually some dancing at my parties."
Again, Mike says this will be fine with him.
Billy then says it's pretty likely a fight could break out. "Can you hold your own in a fight?"
A little unsure, but still willing to socialize, Mike says, "Yeah, I can handle myself if need be, though I try to avoid fighting."
"That's good," Billy says. "How about sex? There's probably going to be some sex going on, too."
This brightens Mike's spirits a bit. "Oh yeah, I could definitely handle a bit of that kind of action!"
"That's good, because it pretty much always happens at my parties," Billy says.
So Mike thinks he should be prepared for this eventuality. "Well, what kind of party is it," he asks. "How should I dress?"
Billy says, "Aw, it doesn't really matter, you can dress how like. It's just going to be you and me, anyway."